"“Mommy watches all your movies,”Katie called from the living room.
The heat in Gwyn’s cheeks intensified – and began to spread.
“Does she, now?”(..)
“Auntie Sandy says you’re a hunk. What’s a hunk?”(..)
“And what does your mum say about me? ”he asked the three traitors in front of the television set.
She closed her eyes, sure that even her toes were blushing now, and wished fervently to be transported far away...
“She says you’re a god,”Katie replied. “And she growls."
...very far away...
Peeking through her lashes, Gwyn found Gareth doubled over in silent, helpless laughter.

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Gwynneth Ever After - Linda Poitevin

Gwynneth Ever After