"The chef looked deeply concerned. “You think there’s a problem with his carrot?”
“Watercress, carrot—is everything food to you?” Jake demanded.
The chef shrugged. “Oui.”
“Well,” Jake said testily, “there is a string of Rutledge’s past mistresses who would undoubtedly testify there is nothing wrong with his carrot.”
“Alors, he is a virile man . . . she is a beautiful woman . . . why
are they not making salad together?”"
Tempt Me at Twilight  - Lisa Kleypas

I..just can't...LOL IRL