«Gerry emerged from the bathroom, a toothbrush in his hand and a perplexed expression on his face.
"There's a frog in your toilet," he informed me. (..)
"I know," I said. "just ignore it. Try not to pee on it. It gets pissed off when that happens, no pun intended."»
Strange stuff bound to happen when "your" sister is a Snow White. -_-
Also great twist on the whole Snow White and Red Rose "story".