"Even difficult, saturnine Damien had found someone before Tristan did. What the hell was up with that? Tristan was the only one of the cousins who was good at women. Well, except for accountants. But female accountants weren’t actually women, they were succubi who came to earth to suck a man’s soul out of his body, and the fact that one of them wore those little pencil skirts while she did it was just further proof of evil."
o_O Succubi, Tristan?
lol Oh, I can't wait to read your story! ;)