Reading progress update: I've read 233 out of 327 pages.

Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - Allie Brosh

I'm too old for this! This is just too absurd and ridiculous, and it's depressing me!


As I watched from the doorway, I felt an absurd rage build up inside me. Who the fuck does this goose think it is? It thinks it can waltz into my home, bite everyone, and then proceed to claim ownership of my couch and my DVD player?
Geese have no business owning DVD players. It was entirely unacceptable.