Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - Allie Brosh

                                   DNF at 70%

 

Yes, seventy percent. I tried. I really tried, but not once was this able to make me laugh.

In fact, were i a less stronger person i would probably be scarred for life...

 

Do all kids behave like little zombie monsters when it comes to sugar?

Because that was just....unbelievable life sucking!! And scary...

 

Then the way, the whole depression business was done:

 

"I am depressed. Have no reason to be depressed. Don't know why am depressed."

 

I'm not even gonna comment on that..because supposedly this is real account of somebody's life, and i have no business discussing it.

Even if i don't buy it....girl just look at what you showed us!!

Parents who thought it was funny to see an eight year old ingesting spicy sauces?

And you have no reason to be depressed?

Okay....

 

Then there's the dogs. Mentally challenging dogs....because dogs are so easy to deal with, even when they're supposedly "more dog like".

Also not depressing at all...

 

Then the "not wanting to do anything"...well, most of us feel the same way. The problem is that instead of "going over and over like some sort of special snowflake" on how who we don't want to do it, we have to actually do it.

 

And then there was the goose incident :/

You're an adult....you probably got a broom in the house, right?

There was a whole lot of drama for nothing...

 

The two stars are for the graphic art.